Salutations! I'm really bored in driver's ed right now. Day four begins. I arrive early before most of the other students and strategically take a free seat as far away from the loud gum chewer as possible. This seat is conveniently close to the window, meaning cell phone service. *joy! My happiness is interupted by a boy standing in front of my desk, staring at me. I have obviously stolen his seat however he seems to be mute so I can't be sure. After what seems like two hours of awkward silence I take it upon myself to stand up and move to the adjacent seat. The class grows quiet and the teacher begins.
I reach in my purse and sneak a pretzel into my mouth (no eating in the classroom). Teacher looks over at me just as the pretzel gets lodged poking my cheek out like a gerbal...I flash a toothy smile and swallow it whole. Spend next fifteen minutes silently choking. I apply some berry flavored lip gloss in attempts to regain my composure. Success. Spend next thirty minutes examining my glinty arm hair in the sunlight streaming in from the window.
Just heard teacher say "attitudional"
train myself to sleep with my eyes open...class passes by at a significantly faster pace.
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